
“And I was like, ‘James, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a vampire. I mean, I couldn’t have a vampire at my party. Bella was going to be there. I mean, right? He was a vampire! So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her. Totally retarded. Then he dropped out because no one would talk to him. Then he came back in the fall to track Bella. All his hair was really long and he was totally weird. Now I guess he’s on blood.’”

I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think of the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar, hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Okay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And since when was it okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about! WE SHOULD JUST TOTALLY STAB CAESAR!!!!!
The fact that he is running is a farce. He knows NOTHING. He’s only going to win because he’s FAMOUS.
He’s only going to win because of his sister.
Because of the parents dude.
He has no identity.
He has no hair.
He has no charisma.
The fact that he is running is a farce. He knows NOTHING. He’s only going to win because he’s FAMOUS.
He’s only going to win because of his sister.
Because of the parents dude.
He has no identity.
The fact that he is running is a farce. He knows NOTHING. He’s only going to win because he’s FAMOUS.
He’s only going to win because of his sister.



